I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
I held the blackjack dealer's hand and told the old asian woman she was 'soft to the touch, but cold as ice"
Just woke up with an entire pack of Oreos in my cheetah onesie. I've been waiting for this moment forever.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
and then after the older sorority girl asked me his name she said "he gave me the rest of his mcdonalds and I decided to go home with him. it was the best that I could hope for my night"
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
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