a queef is a wish your heart makes.
dude my little brother busts into my room last night and yells did you know that grandma is hiding scrambled eggs between her legs
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
Lol okay. He's gonna show up with like a trunk of sex toys. He's like the mary poppins of hotel fucking.
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
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