sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
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i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
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Alright we have to be drunk.before noon tomorrow. Its a new law i just got passed through congress. It goes into effect imediately
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
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