you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
I woke up in a house cuddled up with a beagle on a futon. have no idea who anyone is but they all call me stretch. yeaaahhh boiiiiii
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
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