If that was your dad, he is hot
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
Rooting for you and your team in the Beer Olympics this afternoon...! Love you, Mom
Maybe if more guys knew my pillowtalk occasionally includes me scribbling notebook diagrams of cell signalling pathways, I'd get laid more often
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
Speeding home on my break at work because I forgot to grab my Percocets that I have because getting through work sober's too hard
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
Do you think he will let me wear my neck fan while he throws my back out?
Please shut the fuck up.
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