she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
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You were demanding water from a bottle but I didn't have one..so I just took the water bottle from the hamster cage. You're welcome.
I don't even want to go. i just want to be a hermit and live in a cave with an elephant that pisses vodka
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
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I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
Hey, it's not my fault that you had a shitty bed frame that couldn't handle the rough sex you're into.
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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