Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
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No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
When you are 21 it's acceptable to run out of the tavern and puke all over the bike rack... when you are 35 it's called alcoholism.
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.