I am officially superior to you. I said "Go Go Gadget Dick" before I fucked her. I dare you to beat that.
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
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You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
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Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?