i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
dude, the building's fire alarm was going off for over an hour last night and you didn't move
that's ok, when I'm passed out drunk I'm impervious to flame
Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
I just farted in the dogs face to show him who's boss
Red Bull/Vodka? You bet I'm showing everyone my penis tonight.
You puked in the drive thru of Taco Bell. You puked as it was being handed to me. You managed to yell out "FIRE SAUCE" in between hurls.
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
you just missed a great speech in which i almost coined the term "ass-ian" as in "my vaginal and ass-ian regions are no longer safe"
God please dont post that to facebook.
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.