he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
I'm glad we have the kind of friendship where if either of us is too drunk to fuck a hot guy, we pass the responsibility to each other and get the job done.
I just re read that. We really need to get our lives together.
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
Did I actually say goodbye last night or did I just poison you with vodka and disappear?
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
Randomize
