do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
Standing in front of the open refrigerator with a 3/4 empty bottle of wine eating Bac-o's from the jar, topless. Somebody really should've taught me better coping skills.
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
also Jesus you really need to change your diet. I just washed your baby gravy out of my hair and it's so acidic my hair is damaged. You have killer sperm
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
I just hooked up with the same bartender my dad cheated on my mom with in the 90s. Not sure how this makes me feel.
family traditions my good sir
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
Floor bacon is actually really good
He has no idea I'm scrolling through Instagram while he's going down on me. I'm so bored.
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
Never joke about your clitoris.
Randomize
