there's paper in my vomit.
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
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Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
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I am literally sitting here with a jar of Nutella and a spoon, reading an article called "never drink alone again because now there's wine for cats." How single am I?
Just walked by a girl saying to her friend "honestly you coulda given me any dude and I woulda fucked him"
You should've introduced yourself
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
Oh god, I forgot we had sex to Elton John
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