can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
I'M GETTING MARRIED!
YOU'RE STILL MARRIED!
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
Next time I see you, remind me to tell you how I fell through my attic door and landed on my feet in the garage on the first floor.
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
SHUT UP I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF UKULELE AND LONLINESS
I AM OFFERING YOU ALCOHOL AND THE CHANCE TO LET ME SAY FUCK IT TO MY RESPONSIBILITIES. HOW MANY TIMES DOES THIS HAPPEN?!
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
He's ruined me. Do you know how frustrating it is to know I'll never find another guy as tall and handsome and rich with as big of lips & booty, and cock as him who also rims and takes me on tropical vacations and buys me all the cocaine.
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
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