What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
Im in the beachers at wrigley listening to four lesbians debate the pros and cons of 2girls1cup. Success.
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
I am not kidding you. There is an airport luggage cart overturned in my driveway. We need to stop going to the airport bar.
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
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