Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
I wish I was that guy from the miller light commercials so I could walk into parties and take peoples beer without getting yelled at
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
I got a job at a micro-brewery. Now who made the bigger mistake, them or me?
I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
Who are you, and why are you in my phone as Elf on the Shelf
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
Apparently I was telling them, "I AM A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN AND I DON'T NEED YOU TO HOLD MY HAIR," and I pulled my hair back and puked.
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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