would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
You know it was a good night when you're lying on the couch in your pjs at 4pm having a pitcher of ice water for breakfast.
He wouldn't let me put a red handprint on his face or scream to him everytime he walked away.
Why did you want to do any of that?
If someones last name is Wilson, you are obligated to pretend that you are Tom Hanks and they are a Volleyball and quote the movie when you speak to them.
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
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