Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
I've drank myself into a smaller pants size. Who ever said alcoholism was unhealthy was mistaken.
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
Stealing vibrators from Walmart together was when I realized you'd be my Maid of Honor.
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
You finished the fifth and then hid two dozen eggs around your apartment and declare that you would "quest for Jesus". Have fun questing today.
mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
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