There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
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She nearly killed the mood when she said "Don't cum on my spray tan"
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
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our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
I swear to God, if you have sex in my bed one more time you're gonna start paying rent
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
Too hungover to brush my teeth. took a swig of menthol schnapps instead. lazy or incredibly efficient?
Youre my hero
You offered him a “Sorry I Blew Your Brother” Blowjob. How does that make it right?
I promised him it would be better than the one I gave his brother which is really nice of me since their actually only half brothers and his brother is cuter
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