i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
ATMs should seriously have built in breathalysers, I would save so much money.
Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
So this 40 year old woman was trying to bring me into the bathroom to blow me and the bartender called the cops on her because she was showing her tits. Only in asbury.
So we just accidentally broke into a building from the third floor while carrying shovels. The security guards are still very confused
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
Got a high five from a Superman stripper tonight
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
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