WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
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Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
You cleaned out the gashes in your leg from hopping that fence with that whipped cream vodka, didnt you?
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
Most awkward car ride ever. Kid in the front seat was bawling, 2 in the backseat were ready to fight, and I was giving the last kid a handie. This needs to stop happening to us.
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Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
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