I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.
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I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
Also I'd like you to set a calendar reminder that goes off every day for you to take 2 minutes to think about what your life would be like without me.
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
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Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
I don't know whether to cheer for the free bourbon, or cry from the screaming children.
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