I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
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The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
Couldn't find any balloons, so we're doing whippets out of condoms. Being a ho has its benefits.
Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
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Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
I don't want to ruin date night, but you have no idea how hard it is to poop whilst looking at cute puppies.
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
Went up to some dude that hit on Laura and told him he has a voice like a grandma. Apparently didnt have muscles or kindness like grandma so can you pick me up at the ER please?
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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