Tonight was fucked up. First my mom called me and told me I had to go to the bar to pick up my dad 'cause he was drunk. Then when I got there my dad was doing a body shot from this lady who happened to be my 1st grade teacher. By far the most awkward car ride home. Idk if I should tell my mom or not.
You keep asking me questions like I have this magical thing called a memory
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
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i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
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I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
My mom just asked if I wanted a mimosa when I got out of the bath.
I think everything's gonna be okay.
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
I got here. Mom yelled "drink of the day is blueberry sangria" and next thing I knew I was on a slip and slide.
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