we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
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In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
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I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
If I don't get my shit together, I'm going to be one of those really fucked up cases on 1000 ways to die
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
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