Just remembered I told my boss that matt used to make me toss his salad like every time we hooked up. Nice
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
Pretty sure I sang "What Makes You Beautiful" to some random guy in a parking lot last night...
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
He followed me on twitter after I posted a drunk screen shot of a tweet. It's like he gave me permission to stalk him on a whole different level.
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
This guy on Hoarders just said "we're all about 4 or 5 decisions away from shitting in a bucket". True dat
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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