I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
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We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
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I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
I honestly don't understand how your night went from singing a touching rendition of Africa to an angry political rant to low key trying to find a frat boy to bang to doing dishes to yoga
My diet fell off the wagon when I began texting the pizza delivery guy my location on frat row.
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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