we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
YOU GOT KICKED OUT OF FIVE GUYS LAST NIGHT FOR THROWING PEANUTS AT THE PEOPLE WHO WORK THERE?!
correction: escorted out
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
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