I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
I will make out with the first guy who tries to pick me up with a lyric from a rap song. I won't even reply, just be on him like whoa.
The nice sales man at 711 gave me a handful of free lighters for buying a carton of cigarettes. I guess the depressed damsel in distress look works for me.
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
She swallowed my jizz and then took a shot of jack daniels and said "chaser." This cant be real life.
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
When a bartender remarks "wow" on how quickly you've finished a drink... Is that good or bad?
Everyone called me "Barf Vader".. And I lost your lightsaber.
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
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