she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
If I was gonna be at your campus for halloween weekend, I'd dress up as the masked horny fairy and give out condoms. I'm so thoughtful.
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
So that groomsmen was naked under his kilt. Also I just had sex in the elevator. And yes, those two updates are definitely related.
We are planning a drunk snapchat treasure hunt for tomorrow, and the treasure is his penis, this is a game I'm not willing to loose.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
I have a 30 pack and enough condoms to last until tomorrow morning. Have Mystery Science Theater 3000 ready. I'm on my way over.
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
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