yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
i'm 85% sure that if you don't visit me i will do something awkward and potentially dangerous to you in your sleep involving chocolate milk and a sham-wow.
I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
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