he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
I really super glued a paper bow tie to my body last night. I need to do less drugs.
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he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
I woke up with his wallet, but not him. Gold-digging at it's finest.
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
I was trying to chase her off the carpet, but now there are figure-eights of cat vomit. everywhere
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
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And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
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