He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
the best part about being a teacher is there are always 20 little kids around me to blame my farts on
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
woke up on my stairs with half a hot dog beside me and the last text I sent was "i make hot dog in toasTer" .
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
In hindsight, maybe rearranging his living room because he has OCD while he was out wasnt the greatest idea. Though it'll keep him busy for HOURS
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
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