We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
Now that I'm the boss, there's nobody to yell at me for smelling like a bar in the morning.
I got to the apartment, I was handed a beer within 20 seconds, I'm glowing in the dark, there's fog everywhere, and now I'm wearing a sombrero because apparently it's silly hat night. I never want to leave.
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
I just found him singing into an empty paper towel roll while microwaving an empty ice cream carton. I'm gonna run away now.
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
Yeah apparently i called the bartender a "fucking prison warden" after she took my keys and called me a cab
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
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