IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
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A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
I think I'm dead. Why did I think it was a good idea to hang from the banister while someone poured liquor into my mouth?
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
Just managed to stab myself in the ass with a fork. I feel that as my best friend, I'm obligated by friend code to inform you of that sort of thing.
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I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
Riddle me this: why did I wake up next to a stuffed sword fish?
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