I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
She was Ugg boots AND a Bumpit. Of course I didn't sleep with her.
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
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to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
We have an unspoken agreement. He helps me move and I give him a blow job. It's really unfair to him considering he doesn't know how much shit I have.
Nothing quite like pre-gaming the Kentucky Derby with adderall and adderall. I'm fairly confident I could outrun all of these fucking horses in a foot race right now.
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
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He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
I really wanted you to make me eggs this afternoon. I even wrote it on my hand to remind myself.
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