No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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