for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
Tonight that bitch will not be with him. You will drunkingly talk him out of this wedding. It is your duty as the one with the least amount of soul. Good luck.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
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