Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
you broke into my aparment at three in the morning wearing long johns and offered me beer.
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
He says he quit drinking. I'd like to have a moment of silence for losing the best drunken hookup ever. We will build a memorial to his awesome cock.
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
Opened my purse to realize I have someone else's birth certificate. What happens to me in college?
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
Um. Did you take a picture of me with a giant dildo after we went bowling?
I just folded my laundry and I washed 3 pairs of underwear and 6 jizz towels. Clearly I'm quarantining right.
Randomize
