Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
I literally used, "MY VAGINA IS TOO FANTASTIC FOR HIM TO STAY GAY" as a valid argument for attempting to fuck my gay friend.
Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
I haven't taken a solid shit in four weeks. Do you know what started four weeks ago? Alcohol and dining hall food. Fucking college.
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
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