I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
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She fucked me because she said I looked like Neil Patrick Harris
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
Coffee's working. Just killed a fly with my bare hands.\nFuck with me.
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
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