Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
nobody understands how my tooth became embedded in the ceiling last night.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
We are literally scheduling phone sex... if that's not long distance af then i don't know what is
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
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