Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
You asked the bartender if she was trying to get you drunk. She cut you off after that.
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
When she saw "buy condoms" on my to do list she figured out pretty quick we were breaking up.
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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