So after THIS dui, I've decided to stop driving. Not drinking, just quit driving.
What do ugly girls do when they get too drunk at parties. They can't pull the whole "sorry i passed out on your couch but i'm hot so it doesn't matter "card
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
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she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
He explained how that handle got into our fridge. I think i'm going to stick with my original assumption that the vodka gods want me to drink more vodka.
Just spent the equivalent of my life savings in the liquor store. This is going to be a good weekend
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IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
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