No. I broke it. Note to self, never take a shower with your phone in your pocket.
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
i'm too stoned to be pregnant. the kicking is morse code for wanting beef jerky.
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Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
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Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
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