out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
Just checked my bank account while shitting blood. Neither action felt good when I was done.
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
Okay, new plan. Get drunk, eat breadsticks. It's going to be great.
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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