He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
I don't know if it's the amount i drank last night or the number of taylor swift statuses on facebook but i feel like puking everywhere
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
It wasn't your birthday, you weren't supposed to be the drunk one
When people keep buying you drinks at the bar because they like you, you can't say no to them
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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