Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
you came in and threw goldfish on our blue carpet and screamed SWIM BITCHES and then made me drink a best friends potion with you
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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