just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
Why is my head in the toilet this morning but there is vomit behind the toilet
So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
I've blown a few things in my day
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
Some girl, somewhere, is going to wake up with my face paint on her vagina
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
What did you spend the night in her closet?
She said she was saving me for breakfast and locked me in there
Randomize
