So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
sometime during the course of last night, i decided to get donuts for this morning. i'm a fucking genius when i smoke.
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
Naked Twister starts at high noon
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
Then she looked me straight in the eyes and asked me if I missed my foreskin. Weirdest conversation ever.
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
I'm sitting here drinking whisky and listening to The Wiggles, I don't need a social life
Ugh hungover at a laundromat is a terrible feeling. For some reason I keep getting sucked into staring at the clothes spinning around and around and it makes me want to profusely projectile vomit everywhere
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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