Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
i think you know its gunna be a bad day when it starts with throwing up into a red plastic cup
the room spins SO much faster in panama
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
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