4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
you dont want to live with me, im always naked, a chronic masturbator, a bit of a voyeur and will likely touch you while you sleep. ps- i can pick locks
We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
I wish I could tape me & him having sex. Not for pornographic reasons, just for comic relief.
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dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
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I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
He sounds like Chris Tucker and wants to eat me out when I’m on my period. If that isn’t love I don’t know what is.
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