Do you still have your period?
drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
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