Dude I'm so glad we're not friends anymore. It would have made fucking your stepmom last night really awkward. Dickwad.
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
The bottle of Wild Turkey is empty and there is a pile of wet cement in the garage. What happened?
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
Randomize
