But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
He was putting purell on my boobs saying "they need to be clean for later." He hadn't had a drink all night
I woke up to my dog trying to clean my vagina.
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
how exactly do you say, "i only agreed to meet you for breakfast because i thought we could go to your place and fuck afterwards."
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
The site I use to study flash cards keeps showing ads for truck companies hiring drivers. It's like the site is saying "hey, we all know there's no hope for you, just give up and Become a truck driver."
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
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